Tuesday, October 20, 2009

NECKLACE

Lynne returns from a party to find George watching television. George asks how the party was. Lynne replies that her necklace broke and the pearls went down her cleavage. George asks how she got them out. Lynne replies that she got help from Bob, Ken, Roy, Sid and Tom.

First things first, this is the same party that Lynne went to on her own from before. The host was Ken, who invited Lynne so he could look at her boobs. Lynne was wearing a necklace, and now she isn't. George couldn't make it because he was working late and he got back too late to go to the party so has decided to put on an old t-shirt and watch TV. He knew Lynne had gone to the party so naturally asks her how it was, to see if he missed anything. It seems he missed quite a lot.

Lynne was in a flirty mood by turning up to that party on her own and, as we have also learned, she had been drinking before she arrived. The necklace broke because she asked every man to have a look at it; a close look. Somebody slipped and pulled the necklace off but it was a cheap one from Argos and was bound to break sooner or later. To be honest, the pearls couldn't have really gone down her cleavage when you look at that dress. There's nowhere for them to go. They must have fallen down her dress which means it was the naval area that they were stuck in.

The scene culminates in 5 dribbling middle-aged men fishing out mock pearls from a drunk woman's dress. The wives of those men would have looked on horrified. It now makes sense that the women here are in fact the wives of those men. All in all, it was a good party for Ken. Lynne came alone, wore a revealing a dress and he got closer to her chest than he could've possibly imagined.

8 comments:

  1. "It was a cheap one from Argos and was bound to break sooner or later."

    You are a very funny man.

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  2. Do you think that Lynne only lets men with just three letters in their name touch her boobs?

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  3. George looks as if he was 'interrupted' in the first frame. He has moved his hand away, nonchalantly, but there is still a bulge in his pants, if Lynne should look.

    With what Lynne just said, there'll be no way he'll finish that off now.

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  4. So, Lynne got a help with a pearl necklace from five men, did she?

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  5. Shameless hussy! Most women I know would retire to the bathroom as opposed to encouraging all the men at a party to go pearl diving in their cleavage/midriff

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  6. From the names, it would appear that those involved in the pearl retrieval mission were all middle aged or even elderly men, although Tom is making something of a comeback. Lynne seems happier flirting and revealing her charms to older men, maybe she finds them less threatening ? Presumably, the dress had some kind of elasticated waist to prevent the pearls falling straight through onto the floor ?

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  7. I'm more intrigued by the beads falling down into the Naval area - is that near the porthole or in the bilges?

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  8. But the necklace she was wearing when she arrived at Ken's party was a gold pendant thing. No pearls in sight.

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